‘What’s so amazing about this guy?’ he says.
Aside from the fact he’s not you?
‘Do you want to violently undress him?’
This, I ignore.
‘He’s funny…’ I say.
Or rather he thinks I’m funny, which is much more important.
‘… and he seemed to like me.’
You should try it sometime.
‘Not to be sneered at, no?’
Toby’s verdict comes back:
‘Funny and into you: necessary but not sufficient.’
He also looks a bit like Ben Whishaw. I rest my case.