Christmas v Present

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‘I was thinking about your dilemma whilst you were at lunch…’

Join the club.

‘…and I’ve come up with a solution!’

‘Oh?’

‘There’s just one drawback…it involves waiting ’til Christmas – or New Year’s.’

I laugh.  I’m an Aries.  We don’t really do waiting.

‘So what is the solution?’

‘Well, you find some mistletoe and kiss him under it.  And if he’s not interested, you just make out it was a Christmas kiss under the mistletoe and doesn’t mean anything; and if he is, well…’

‘Riiight.’

Or I wait ’til tomorrow night, find some alcohol and kiss him under the influence.  Sorted.


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