Join the club.
‘…and I’ve come up with a solution!’
‘There’s just one drawback…it involves waiting ’til Christmas – or New Year’s.’
I laugh. I’m an Aries. We don’t really do waiting.
‘So what is the solution?’
‘Well, you find some mistletoe and kiss him under it. And if he’s not interested, you just make out it was a Christmas kiss under the mistletoe and doesn’t mean anything; and if he is, well…’
Or I wait ’til tomorrow night, find some alcohol and kiss him under the influence. Sorted.