‘Have you tried My Single Friend?‘ I say.
Toby and I are discussing online dating, online.
‘I could write your profile!’
I don’t send this; the colon comment would annoy the crap out of him. Instead I go to the site, and start browsing. Nick’s kinda cute; Sally has this to say about him:
Nick likes meeting new people, seeing new places, and trying new things.
He enjoys the finer things in life.
For a change.