A New Leaf

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CC Image courtesy of freefotouk on Flickr1. I will not do a repeat of Joe or Toby (though hopefully will do other men in the course of the year, one at least).

2. I will find a fulfilling, real job which leaves me with enough time to write, and then…

3. I will get published!  Yay!

Back in the real world…

4. I will resume going for 45-minute runs at least 3 times a week, if only because I can’t a) afford the commute, or b) figure out how to cycle without getting damp patches on my bottom.

(Bored of real world.)

5. I will eat 50g chocolate MAX (I won’t do a repeat of Max either) on a daily basis.

6. I will not pursue men, esp. at speed (cf. running resolution) on Valentine’s Day.  Don’t ask.

7. I will learn to complete tasks, such as the above.

Come fly with MBE in 2013!

And remember, it’s not about the journey, it’s about the packed lunch (not a euphemism).

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My Funny Valentine

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My New Year’s Resolutions opened with:

1.    Be more tolerant.

2.    Never make the first move on a guy.

3.    Only eat when hungry.

#1 and #3 were obviously never going to happen.  As for #2, there’s been the occasional lapse in the form of a friendly text message: Valentine’s Day, last Sunday….  I attribute these moments of weakness to a combination of lack of mail, and my desire for one irresistibly funny male.

Had he been less witty, I might have focused more of my efforts on #16, and my houseplant might still be with us.


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