Navy wool Ralph Lauren jumper, like the one in the blog…
Because that really helps people.
… size medium, round neck.
That evening, I’m chatting to a friend.
‘I need another man for the ball,’ I say.
‘I know a man!’ she says.
Don’t we all.
‘Oh,’ I say. ‘Who?’
‘You might know him actually. Harry – Harry Sinclair?’
‘Oh my God!’
Not literally. Well…
We exchange ‘how we met’ stories. I stop short of the landlady incident.
‘I wouldn’t get too… emotionally attached,’ she says.
I laugh. ‘Don’t you worry, there’s no danger of that!’
I just want the jumper back.