‘I’ve started going grey!’ Before pointing out the offending hairs.
‘If I was with someone and they wanted children I’d probably advise them to have them with someone else to ensure they don’t suffer from anxiety!’
‘If you were chatting to a girl on Tinder…’
This story definitely isn’t about me.
‘… and you’d been chatting for a while and you invited her round to yours and she came, would you ever consider going out with her or would you just see it as… just sex?’
Just sex apparently.
‘So what should you say when he asks? Just no, or… no, but how about drinks?’