A Super Like is what happens when you drop your phone.
You don’t bat an eyelid at names like Cyril or Bas or Champagne. OK, maybe Champagne.
You start to rely on the bug that shows you people’s profiles twice, to correct all the wrong decisions you made the first time round.
You’re on the verge of giving up when, one lunchtime, you open the app to find you’ve matched with The Man from Hampstead.
‘You’re the first person I’ve matched with who I’ve met in real life!’ he writes. ‘Exciting times.’